So I was finishing up watching Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (which isn’t a bad movie at all!) when this came to me.

I can’t recall how much of this amalgamation came from a Twitter conversation (a chunk of it did) but something clicked in my brain and I ended up with this idea.

And if you haven’t seen Star Trek V, and have no intention to, go and look up on YouTube the question “Why is Captain Kirk climbing a mountain?” and that should provide all the context you need.